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Sic 'em on a chicken ... Sic 'em on a chicken
Sic 'em on a chicken and watch them feathers fly
Sic 'em on a chicken ... Sic 'em on a chicken
Bring out the butter and the flour we're ready to fry
My dog Pete is the smallest dog of all the dogs in my yard
He's a mean son' bitch drinks Beam and water from a broken mason jar
Sic 'em on a chicken ... Sic 'em on a chicken
Sic 'em on a chicken and watch them feathers fly
Sic 'em on a chicken ... Sic 'em on a chicken
Bring out the butter and the flour we're ready to fry
I heard this awful noise coming outta the woods
I heard chicken screams and Knew it wansnt gonna be good
Well I think we lost the chicken ... Think we lost the chicken
Think we lost the chicken because I just heard a cry
Think we lost the chicken ... Think we lost the chicken
But you can get another one for a dollar 79
Break
In a couple of years his spurs had grown
He wasn't safe to keep around the home
When he almost took an eyeball from Lonny's son
Now I was in the kitchen making fig preserves
And I'd heard that youngen get kicked in the face
And I knew that was the day that rooster was going to get what he deserved
So I chased the chicken ... I chased the chicken
I chased the chicken and Pete hit 'em from the side
I chased the chicken ... I chased the chicken
Me and Pete suppered on a home made chicken pot pie
Sic 'em on a chicken ... Sic 'em on a chicken
Sic 'em on a chicken and watch them feathers fly
Sic 'em on a chicken ... Sic 'em on a chicken
I can smell the kitchen and it's almost supper time