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We went out last night ... like we swore we wouldn't do
Drank too much beer last night ... a lot more than we wanted to
There were girls from Argentina and Arkansas, Maine, Alabama, and ... Panama
All mixed together and having a ball
Yeah, we went out last night ... one thing started leading to another
Out last night ... hitting on everybody and their mother
There were two karoke girls drunk on a dare
Singing I got you babe by sonny and cher
Yeah, life was good everywhere when we went out last night
Well you know im a music man ... I grew up in East Tennessee
Last night I was everything ... when I had a few drinks in me
I was a doctor, lawyer, a senators son, Brad Pitt's brother, and a man on the run
Anything I thought would get the job done
Yeah, we went out last night ... one thing started leading to another
Out last night ... hitting on everybody and their mother
There were peopple doing body shots up on the bar
Jimmy in a fist fight out by the car
Everybody was some kind of star when we went out last night
Well the fact that im still breathing means that I must have survived
And that I lived ... to go out with my friends again tonite
Oh we went out last night ... one thing started leading to another
Out last night everybody stared loving on each other
They were dancing on the tables ... howling at the moon
Pairing of together and pretty soon
There was not a soul in sight ... when we went out last night