John Prine Dear Abby
Lyrics And Demo Tutorial

Below you'll find the John Prine Dear Abby lyrics and my full version acoustic demo.

The song Dear Abby was written in a coffee shop when Prine was looking thru the paper and saw a column written by Dear Abby. She of course is well known for offering advice to people on various problems in their life. The song became a favorite story telling type song. It was released on the Sweet Revenge album in 1973.




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--- Start Of John Prine Dear Abby ---

Dear abby, dear Abby, my feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call
Signed bewildered

Bewildered, bewildered you have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up buster and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Dear abby, dear Abby my fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
Signed unhappy

Unhappy, unhappy you have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up buster and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Dear Abby, dear Abby, you wont believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed noise-maker

Noisemaker, noisemaker you have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up buster and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Dear Abby, dear Abby well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed just married

Just married, just married you have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up buster and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
Signed Dear Abby
--- End Of John Prine Dear Abby ---

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