Brad Paisley Online
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I work down at the pizza pit ... and I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad ... I'm 5'3 and overweight
I'm a .. Sci-Fi fanatic ... Mild asthmatic .. Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me ... That you need to see
Go check out MySpace
'cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm ... 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I ... tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online .... So much cooler online
I get home .. I kiss my mom And she ... fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom ... And fire up my Mac
In real life ... the only time I ... Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I ... got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.
Online I live in Malibu I ... posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I .... tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat ... with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online ..Yeah I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot And I lose a bunch of weight ... everytime I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood I'm ... 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online ..... Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online ... Yeah I'm cooler online
This song was released in 2007 as a 2nd single from the 5th Gear album and has many guests in the music video for this song.
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