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Someday I'm gonna be famous ... do I have talent, well no
These days you don't really need it ... thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel ... can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari ... on my way to rehab
'Cause when you're a celebrity ... it's adios reality
You can act just like a fool ... people think you're cool ... just 'cause you're on TV
I can throw a major fit when my latte isn't just how I like it
When they say I've gone insane ... I'll blame it on the fame ... and the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity
I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters ... when things don't go my way
And I'll get community service ... no matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids ... they'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up
'Cause when you're a celebrity ... It's adios reality
No matter what you do ... People think you're cool ... Just 'cause you're on TV
I can fall in and out of love ... Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain .... I'll blame it on the fame ... And say it's just so tough
Being a celebrity
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west ... To the land of the fun and the sun
We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires Hey hey, Hollywood ... here we come
BREAK
'Cause when you're a celebrity ... It's adios reality
No matter what you do ... People think you're cool ... Just 'cause you're on TV
Being a celebrity .... Yeah celebrity
This song was Paisleys very first single back in 2003 from the album "Mud On The Tires". It reached #3 on the country charts and started a career that hasn't looked back.